Archive for March 20th, 2008


Yesterday and Today I was tasked with building seven servers. No issue really, just installing the OS (2203 Std and 2003 SBS).

As of right now, one has been completed. And that one needs to have a load of software installed onsite. This is not good.

Why did this happen? Was I unable to complete these installs? Was there something unexpected?

No

The parts and software were either not ordered, ordered seperately or were not delivered to the correct address.

in the words of a great man: What The Fuck?

One particular example. A server with a single 160GB HD. The client ordered server with 2x250GB RAID 0. We ordered the 2 x 250GB seperately. Why? I actually dont know if it is cheaper like this, but even if it is, the man hours alone have made this saving redundant.

Ingredients:

  1. Festive Occasion
  2. Bunch of Mates and Better Halves
  3. Mixing Agent (Beer, Bacardi Breezer, various Spirits)
  4. Eclectic mix of drinking establishments
  5. Lead Singer (Beano)
  6. Backing band (Scubadice or Pete Fagan)
  7. After Party Venue (B’s and Mine)
  8. After Party (Wii Boxing and Blazing Saddles)
  9. Happiness on Earth cos its Paddy’s Day!

Instructions:

Wash and prepare all Other Halves for between 30 and 120 minutes at varying degrees of heat. Sprinkle with Pop Music

Meanwhile, wash and roughly dry Bunch of Mates.

Marinade Other Halves and Bunch of Mates in seperate containers of Bacardi Breezer/Spirits and Beer respectively

When prepared, move to the entire collection of ingredients to the any of the Drinking Venues. Try to ensure it is the furthest away from home, so as to make the journey from thelast pub to the after party as quick as possible. Its all in the preparation!

Stop off in almost every pub on the way, soaking the ingredients with various mixers!

For entertainment value, have on of the Bunch of Mates invade the stage of the pub band, and let rip with various U2 tunes! :)

When the pub’s are closed, call sister that has been working so not drinking for a lift home. Tell her she’s feckin deadly

Get home, turn on the Wii, get stuck into some boxing! :)

get up next day. Be delighted you are with other half for 2 years! :)