Ingredients:
- Festive Occasion
- Bunch of Mates and Better Halves
- Mixing Agent (Beer, Bacardi Breezer, various Spirits)
- Eclectic mix of drinking establishments
- Lead Singer (Beano)
- Backing band (Scubadice or Pete Fagan)
- After Party Venue (B’s and Mine)
- After Party (Wii Boxing and Blazing Saddles)
- Happiness on Earth cos its Paddy’s Day!
Instructions:
Wash and prepare all Other Halves for between 30 and 120 minutes at varying degrees of heat. Sprinkle with Pop Music
Meanwhile, wash and roughly dry Bunch of Mates.
Marinade Other Halves and Bunch of Mates in seperate containers of Bacardi Breezer/Spirits and Beer respectively
When prepared, move to the entire collection of ingredients to the any of the Drinking Venues. Try to ensure it is the furthest away from home, so as to make the journey from thelast pub to the after party as quick as possible. Its all in the preparation!
Stop off in almost every pub on the way, soaking the ingredients with various mixers!
For entertainment value, have on of the Bunch of Mates invade the stage of the pub band, and let rip with various U2 tunes! 
When the pub’s are closed, call sister that has been working so not drinking for a lift home. Tell her she’s feckin deadly
Get home, turn on the Wii, get stuck into some boxing!
get up next day. Be delighted you are with other half for 2 years!
