Windows Recovery Console, eh?

In a move that seems so counter-intuitive that it must have been a dare by one Microsoft developer to another, the very first option you get upon booting into the Microsoft Recover Console for XP is along the line of “Select your partition, or hit ENTER to quit”

Hit ENTER to quit?

HIT ENTER TO QUIT?

It is the fucking opposite of everything that happens in computing. Enter is the universal keystroke to APPROVE something, not fucking quit! FUCKING IDIOTS