Anyone who knows me knows my feelings on politics and politicians, unfortunately getting them all into a pit, and with the price of petrol, I’m afraid that I’ll have to let that fantasy go for a good while
But seriously, Fianna Fail. They have rode the country for the last 15 years. They have spent every cent of the Celtic tiger. They have absolutely no idea what to do. Their best man, Bertie, saw it all coming, knew there was nothing he could do, and high-tailed it (be that very clever or complete cowardice, I’ll leave up to you). Now we are left with a shower of muppets who could lead their way out of a paper bag, but would leave two toll-booths, an unfinished ring road, and management company fees for the lovely bit of green said paper bag was first flung on.
My better half says that they are still the best option for the country, that all the opposition do is criticise them, not offer solutions. But it is not the job of the opposition to provide solutions, that is what government is supposed to do.
So where do we go from here. I for one am all for change. I have two solutions
Vote for the opposition (i am Labor biased, my mother being a Labor councillor)
Vote for Me. I will sort the whole thing out. I have no political agenda bar sort all this shite out, i have no problem beating a few bankers and builders and putting them into their place. I have no issue in burning the HSE to the ground and hiring private contractors to sort the whole thing out. I have no issue working for 60K a year, tax free mind! 
So, next election, vote Corporate_Zombie!
