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| Author: | jimmy [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:53 am ] |
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New thingie i thought of, when, among other things, was wondering if dogs ever step in human shit...... Anyway, random thoughts people, the funniest/weirdest wins a prize..... ----------------------------------------------------------------- "The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 ft." Now, has anyone got any theories on how the hell the figured that out?? Has it something to do with that nutter (  ) Wales fan the other weekend??
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| Author: | Lemmiwinks [ Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:12 pm ] |
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heres a poser Jim: If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong? |
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| Author: | jimmy [ Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:45 am ] |
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you feckin nakcer, i told ya that one!!! |
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| Author: | Ninger [ Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:57 am ] |
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if pedro is getting beat up by two knackers for something he said, is he still right?? |
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| Author: | Ninger [ Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:01 am ] |
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two alcoholics begin drinking at 1pm on a sunday, spud starts drinking pints of cider in john o'briens, rhino cans of bud in driscolls, who will reach the anchor first and who will be more pissed?? |
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| Author: | Lemmiwinks [ Thu Feb 17, 2005 11:26 am ] |
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If Pedro is alone talking in the forest, does anyone give a crap? |
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| Author: | jimmy [ Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:13 am ] |
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HA HA HA HA, I fukin love the way this thread has gone. Brilliant lads. Hey, if a man admits he's wrong, and a woman says that men are always wrong, does that mean the man was right!!!! (get Tony Cahil onto this one, differential logic here we go!!) |
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| Author: | Ninger [ Tue Mar 01, 2005 4:14 pm ] |
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour A cat's urine glows under a black light. Liam king is chuck norris 
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| Author: | jimmy [ Tue Mar 01, 2005 10:58 pm ] |
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if pedro is banging his head off a wall, who's using the 150 calories pushing his head? |
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| Author: | Chef Joe [ Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:32 pm ] |
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if dogs get pissed off when you blow in their faces why do they stick their heads out the windows of moving cars. |
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| Author: | jimmy [ Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:19 am ] |
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why do hotdog buns come in packs of 6 but hotdogs come in packs of five or eight?? |
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| Author: | Ninger [ Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:28 am ] |
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are bouncers genetically made wankers or do they have to do a fas course first?? |
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| Author: | Chef Joe [ Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:25 pm ] |
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why do assholes in spar always put lettuce in as the last ingredient in a roll, instead of the first. I think its just to make it entirely impossible to eat. and why is cheese classified as a meat. there should be a feckin FAS course for those guys. |
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| Author: | Chef Joe [ Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:28 pm ] |
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i'm up to a short, god i'm so proud. Is there a ceremony or anything or a prize, like a box of USA assorted biscuits. |
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| Author: | shortword [ Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:31 am ] |
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Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined |
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