Was just discussing with Jim what the plans are for the weekend and he thought it would make a good thread so....
Friday – Go to carlow, bowl / air hockey (retaining title of super ultimate mega god of air hockey - stolen from Jimmy last week!
)/ motorbike / pool / shooty game, the shit out of it. Call to tesco's to make weekly donation to the Miller Benevolent Fund - doing my bit for society! 
Possibly drink self into drunken stupor.
Saturday – beautify self, start drinking the shit out of it in Jim's/Ger’s, go to Maz and Colin’s party, drink the shit out of it, go to pub, drink the shit out of it, back to wherever party is, drink the shit out of it, get sick, pass out……..
Sunday – remove still slightly drunken, sore-skulled self from armchair / sofa, remove indiscernible ick from hair / clothing, etc., check for new bruises / broken bones, wonder how managed to get new bruises / broken bones, try remember anything about previous night, give up trying to remember anything about previous night, concluding that if can't remember - nothing actually happened, check if still have purse/phone/head, if not – cry, if so – open purse to check how much money left - cry, obtain protein & salt in form of €7 wonder of the world in anchor, drink the shit out of it, while still capable of cognitive function - devise ridiculous excuses for not showing up at work tomoro knowing full well that all will be scrapped at 7.30am in a rare responsible episode!! Promise self will not spend entire weekend on own again as will remember to confer with others re plans for weekend in future.
