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Weird Ass Dream
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Author:  jimmy [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:28 am ]
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I had a really weird dream last night.

It went along the lines that I was supposed to be in Limerick two weeks ago for the last year of my degree. Now in my head, I knew that I had done it and I also knew that I had no accommodation in limerick. But then I got a call from schlapps, telling me that he was in limerick, asking me where the hell I was that the other 6 lads in the house were getting worried, and that we already had a few assignments for college!!!

At this stage I walked to College Court, which was situated right behind Kelly’s estate in Carlow (ha ha, I’m even lazier in my sub-conscience than in real-life).

Got to Brendains house, but he wouldn’t allow me in, and didn’t know where the lads were living.

Then I started to reason, why had I been working in Blacknight for the last however long. Someone told me in the dream that it was to get money for the deposit on the house in limerick, which made sense. So I went looking for Kelly, and found him, and asked him why had I been working for him for the last two weeks and not been in college. He told me he deliberately didn’t tell me a out college as he didn’t want to train in someone new.

Then I woke up, and spent ten minutes figuring out what was real and what wasn’t. So, Schlapps, I’ll be down on Friday, Kelly, get bent, im outta here!!! Limerick, here we go again!!
Author:  lou [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:32 am ]
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Luder!! :lol:
Author:  Ninger [ Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:03 pm ]
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dat'll be the last of d weekend's jameson seeping out of your body :lol: either that or you're back on the toasted cheese and chilli sauce sandwiches at 11pm every nite of d week again.
Author:  jimmy [ Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:17 am ]
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Had another one.

Was trying to get on a plane, but they wouldnt let me on cos they said i could stab someone with my pendant. So i put in under my t-shirt. and got on the plane. Simplicity itself!!!

Ninger: No im not back on the Cheese and Sweet Chilli sauce sandwiches. Man, what a weird house we had, while everyone else in UL was experimenting with chemicals and sexual orientations, we had Avonmore Red Cheddar slices and Sharwoods Sweet Chilli Sauce. ("man, ive no idea whats going on")

Ok, think this requires another sticky, Weird Ass Dreams, lets go. Brendain, Smitzer, c'mon lads, i know you can remember a few of the Cheese inspired ones from 32!!
Author:  Ninger [ Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:10 pm ]
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u could fill a book with all of those jim. file under pyschadelic.
Author:  jimmy [ Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:19 pm ]
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True Dat lad, true dat.

So anyway, lets hear about all the weird ass dreams, all the shaving of teeth, the elf ears (fiona [marks G/F], good woman), everything
Author:  jimmy [ Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:22 am ]
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Had another one

Was back in Oz, and had woken up late for the flight back home. So we ran like loonies for the bus, which took ages to get to the international terminal. Anyway in we got, and there was only two desks available for checkin, and we had an hour left.

Anyway, we got to the desk, and started the checkin procedure, and we were presented with these little green cards with a picture of a small tree with leaves on it, about 8 leaves in all. The girl at the desk then started telling us about a new procedure on airlines where you have to tick off a leave everytime you eat some a serving of the food. So i asked her if i had three grapes would that be three servings or just one, to which se replied it would be three. So i started an argument with her taking into account the size of grapes relative to the vast size of my cake void (mouth). Anyway, a girl behind me got really pissy and shouted at me to move or shed kill me.

So i turned around, looked her straight in the eyes and said "GEH FUKED"

and then the alarm went. Sweet
Author:  cat [ Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:53 pm ]
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I'm sorry Jim, but you were really holding up the whole line back there! And I don't appreciate being shouted at! :wink:
Author:  jimmy [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:15 am ]
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The scene opens up, its a quiet night, the rain is softly pattering outside the window, and our hero (there will be songs sang about him) is resting his weary limbs after a strenuous week and two nights beerage.......

I was doing some research for this thread when i rolled over, and "ARRGHHH, what the fuck was that" i shouted, whilst slapping the affected region (right shoulder) and running to the light-switch. Turning on the light i lifted my hand to see the little bugger that decided i was a happy meal. A FECKIN SPIDER, about 8mm long. What the fuck, i went to australia, home of the folowing: Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish; Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell that spikes you when you pick it up (Come to Australia You might accidentally get killed)

Bloody hell.
Author:  lou [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:04 am ]
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Was the spider real or a dream?!?!?! :shock:
Author:  jimmy [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:14 pm ]
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Oh the little bastard was very real. Bastard
Author:  Ninger [ Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:17 pm ]
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i had a dream that i was a freddie mercury impersonator in a pub last weekend :wink: was damn gud 2 :wink:
Author:  shortword [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:26 pm ]
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Dear Ninger,

it was no dream.

Yours,

Your ginger headed friend,

Long lost buddy old pal,

Partner in Crime,

Paul Michael Thomas Kelly Esq.
Author:  doc [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:48 pm ]
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u wanna be posh fuck wid ure full title u make wanna be sick.........oh oh just popping 2 d jacks.

hey lad y r u tellin me 2 fuck off n calling me a baldy bastid at d end of ure replys?wot did i ever do 2u other than sleep in d same bed as u????
Author:  shortword [ Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:51 pm ]
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doc that message is in my signature .. i don't type it everytime .. :P
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