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| Author: | Ninger [ Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Joke |
> A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while > he's > drinking the monkey jumps all around he place. The monkey grabs some > olives > off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, > then > jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in > his > mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. > > The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" > The guy says "No, what?" > "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table---whole!" > "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in > sight, the little b@stard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff". > He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, > then leaves. > > Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He > orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. > While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a cherry on the > bar. > He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. > The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he > asks. > " No, what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, pulled > it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. > > "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me", replied the guy. "He still eats > everything > in sight, but ever since the cue ball incident, he measures everything > first. |
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