the lads

"Why do i have to play soccer with a shower of half spastics in this feckin spud field??"
micheal 8:3

from todays news

Jose Mourinho has hit back at claims that Chelsea are playing dirty tricks with their pitch.
Barcelona players think the Blues would prefer a messy playing surface to give them the edge in Wednesday's Champions League showdown at Stamford Bridge.

The Chelsea boss admits the pitch is like a "potato field" but said: "Only stupid people can think a team like Chelsea, with our quality of players, can be happy to have this pitch.

"Barcelona can think what they want. Do we have no technical players? No skilful players? Just players who kick the ball and run.

"Arjen Robben, Damien Duff, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Frank Lampard. We have no technical players so we need a potato field, so we play in a potato field!

"Maybe you should ask Barcelona why they have so many injuries. They have a lot of knee problems. Maybe their pitch is too good.''

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