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Author:  Ninger [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:25 pm ]
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Choose Leinster,

Choose the leinster senior cup, choose private schools, choose to teach your kids to chant violently in unison.......Choose Gonzaga, Clongowes, Blackrock & Terenure.....Choose to have pathetic schoolboy spats in the south of spain.....Choose the Burlington.

Choose the Donnybrook Friday night experience.....choose Kielys...choose 4 course pre match meals in the Berkley court with a guest speaker... Choose 4*4's, a villa in marbella...choose Lillies...choose..

Choose a centre who uses his position as irish captain to slurp his way to personal riches...choose another centre who gets 'south side' emblazoned on the tounges of his boots... choose third choice munster scrum halves...choose a left wing who wants to sell you some pipes...choose ollie campbell over tony ward...choose to try to eliminate from existence 1 of your fellow provinces because they might take your Heineken cup place...choose the blazers..

Choose blueshirt, choose Bank of Scotland... choose noveau trendy gaelic names like ruairi and oisin when 15 years ago u wanted to deny the gaelic language even existed...choose not to support your team on away trips eventhough your filthy rich...choose apathy instead of blood, sweat and tears...choose not to beat the all blacks..

Choose a snob value career in law, banking or stockbroking where you hope your private school educationwill compensate for your lack of ability...choose old boys reunions...choose to take a half day from work to go see a senior cup game...choose...choose to turn out on saturday with a beer belly attached for blackrock z team...

Choose to be a west brit, choose the queen, choose sterling...choose...

Choose Leinster
Author:  jimmy [ Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:41 pm ]
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Dude, are you feeling ok???
Author:  DJ [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:33 am ]
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whats wrong Jimmy, haven't you realised Ninger like most good non Dubs knows that the flash Leinster rugby we saw last saturday is like a trophy wife. All glitzed up to the last and great to show off on your shoulder, however when required for some intellectual conversation is found wanting

Where as Munster are that girl you like, maybe not as esay on the eye but loved by you and your mates who wont let you down (marraige material)
Author:  jimmy [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:42 am ]
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HA HA HA AHA HA

That is one of the best descriptions of Irish Rugby in a long time

So: Ulster, that dodgy uncle you never leave alone with the kids???

Connaught: The cat throwing old crone down the road???
Author:  DJ [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:21 pm ]
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Thats the one v :twisted:
Author:  Ninger [ Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:05 pm ]
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Quote:
Dude, are you feeling ok???


yep, couldn't be better, just trying 2wind up people on both sides of the divide that's all.
Author:  Ninger [ Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:41 pm ]
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Choose getting to the semi-foinals of the European Cup for only, loike, the second time and losing the COMPLETE run of yorselves,

Choose to get off yor orses for the forst toime ever and follow your team South of France and then pretend that yor, loike, the BEST supporters EVER,

Choose Blackrock or Moichaels or Clongowes,
Choose not to have any songs to sing,
Choose brown-nosing,
Choose Koileys,
Choose never to get to a European final,
Choose a bloke at 10 who you paid thousands for but then forgot to fill in the forms (I was loike SO going to do it but then I spilled loike creme bruleé ALL over my chinos man),

Choose to delude yourselves into thinking that David Wallace wont eat Contepomi for breakfast, while O'Connell is
cutting him up some Darcy and ODriscoll steaks (oh yeah)
Choose Puerto Banus
Choose polo shirts and a Pringle jumper over yor shoulders,
Choose a pack of forwards that couldnt beat an egg,

Choose a Welsh reject for a scrum-half,
Choose to change yor coach every year,

Choose to lose half yor team toEnglish clubs in the summer,

Choose to believe that if you dont get yor double orange __mocha choca frappuccino in the morning its SO
the worst day EVER, Choose to not have any passion (unless its the piece of fruit yor Mummy gave you going out the door in the morning),

Choose towaste thousands on resurfacing your home pitch but then focking it up time after time aftertime,
Keep Brian O'Meara,
Choose to ignore anyone without a private school background,

Choose 5 man rugby,

Choose having a significant representation on the worst Lions team
ever, No YOU choose to accept consistent failure....

Choose Leinster
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