the lads

Choose Munster................

Choose heroic failiure, choose to follow your team to the South of France but not down the road on a wet Sunday,

Choose Pres or Christians or Ardscoil Ris,

Choose to believe that Athenry is in Limerick, choose bandwagonery,

Choose the SinBin,

Choose to ignore Ulsters European Title,

Choose to move to Dublin for the Work,

Choose to scream at a crying baby for not staying silent during Rogs kick,

Choose to believe you were there in 1978 because you went to see Alone it Stands,

Choose Queenstown.

Choose to whinge about Neil Back, choose to believe Tony Ward was from Limerick, choose to believe you are a son of the soil when the nearest you get to it is at the English market where you buy sun dried tomatoes,

Choose to congratulate yourselves continually,

Choose to believe that a pantomine cow is the height of humour, choose to believe Wallace can tackle, choose Alicante (like)

Choose Redshirts (all the bloody time),

Choose injured aging backs,

Choose a scrum half trying to sell underwear, choose to believe Stand Up and Fight is an original tune, choose to vote against allowing foreign sports into Croker,

Choose to condemn any foul play except from a Munster player when it becomes something to be proud of,

Choose Smug,

Choose to undermine other Irish provinces by interviewing their coaches before their biggest games of the year, choose to accept Leinsters sloppy seconds,

Choose to give contracts to as many non Irish players as possible,

Choose to believe you have the monopoly on passion, choose lower average attendances then Leinster (even for Celtic league games),

Choose Body odour....

Choose to ignore your own Private school background to claim Working Class credentials,

Choose not to play the game,

Choose to accept Brian O'Meara back(!),

Choose 10 man rugby,

Choose fewer Lions,

Choose to accept consistent failure....choose Munster

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I'm not even supposed to be here today.