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Superman is gay, claims US mag

Comic book hero-turned-movie icon Superman has come under scrutiny from gay campaigners who insist the Man Of Steel is a homosexual.

US gay magazine Advocate is calling for the superhero to come out of the closet in their new issue titled 'How Gay Is Superman?'.

The publication has sparked a frenzy of sexual orientation speculation in internet chat rooms and message boards.

Gay fans are so convinced the skin-tight suit and hands-on-hip stance are tell-tale signs, they're demanding film bosses and comic book writers review future plots to accommodate his sexual tendencies.

New Superman Brandon Routh, who takes up the movie role this summer, was last month voted the year's second most exciting homosexual icon by editors of US gay magazine Out, behind Paris Hilton.

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Gays need to be shot for this. That is all

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check out the movie mallrats for an explanation on this. if you haven't seen it, it goes something like this:

it doesn't matter if superman is gay or striaght, he wouldn't be able to have sex with humans anyways, the guy is an alien and him blowing his wad would probably be like a double barrell shotgun going off and would kill the receipient. only way he could have sex is wearing a krytonite condom. but that would kill him.

kelly robinson has spoken gays. it is a dead issue.

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