Got to love the wee ginger bollix
>On Wayne Rooney...
>"It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a
call
>from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."
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>Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
>Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]
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>Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better
>than you today?
>Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.
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>Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
>Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
Yoghurt
>to finish, the expiry date is today.
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>Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
>Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,
Become
>an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
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>Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
>Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm
>going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,
down.
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>Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are
the
>right man to turn things around? Strachan:No, I think they should have
got
>George Graham because I'm useless.
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>Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
>Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.
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>Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
>Strachan: "I don't do impressions"
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>Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ?
>Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
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>Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you
>play? Gordon Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!
_________________ 'I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.'"
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