the lads

Paul O Connell can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store
without instructions or an alan key.
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>When Paul O Connell was a child, he made his mother finish his
vegetables.
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>Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Paul O Connell".
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>If you wake up in the morning, it's because Paul O Connell spared your
life.
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>Paul O Connell won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance
Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are g*y.
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>What color is Paul O Connell's blood? Trick question. Paul O Connell
does not bleed.
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>Paul O Connell once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the
next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the
keys.
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>When Paul stares into the sun, the sun flinches.
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>If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken,
but Paul O Connell says its beef. Then it's beef.
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>James Bond has a license to kill. Paul O Connell don't need any
licenses.
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>Paul O Connell' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no
one fools Paul O Connell.
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>1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Paul O Connell. Sounds like a fair
fight.
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>Paul O Connell played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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>Paul O Connell once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
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>You can lead a horse to water. Paul O Connell can make him drink.
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>Paul O Connell once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made
him blink.
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>When you open a can of whoop-ass, Paul O Connell jumps out.
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>Simon Says should be renamed to Paul O Connell Says because if Paul O
Connell says something then you better do it.
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>Killing Paul O Connell doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
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>Paul O Connell does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.
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>When Google can't find something, it asks Paul O Connell for help.
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>There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Paul O Connell way. It's
basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
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>When Paul O Connell watches a pot, it boils immediately.
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>Paul O Connell once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball
point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."
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>Paul O Connell has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
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>When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Paul O
Connell.
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>Superman wears Paul O Connell pyjames
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>People with amnesia still remember Paul O Connell

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