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| Author: | DJ [ Thu May 18, 2006 12:45 pm ] |
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Paul O Connell can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store without instructions or an alan key. > >When Paul O Connell was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. > >Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Paul O Connell". > >If you wake up in the morning, it's because Paul O Connell spared your life. > >Paul O Connell won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are g*y. > >What color is Paul O Connell's blood? Trick question. Paul O Connell does not bleed. > >Paul O Connell once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. > >When Paul stares into the sun, the sun flinches. > >If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Paul O Connell says its beef. Then it's beef. > >James Bond has a license to kill. Paul O Connell don't need any licenses. > >Paul O Connell' calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Paul O Connell. > >1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Paul O Connell. Sounds like a fair fight. > >Paul O Connell played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. > >Paul O Connell once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. > >You can lead a horse to water. Paul O Connell can make him drink. > >Paul O Connell once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. > >When you open a can of whoop-ass, Paul O Connell jumps out. > >Simon Says should be renamed to Paul O Connell Says because if Paul O Connell says something then you better do it. > >Killing Paul O Connell doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. > >Paul O Connell does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink. > >When Google can't find something, it asks Paul O Connell for help. > >There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Paul O Connell way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths. > >When Paul O Connell watches a pot, it boils immediately. > >Paul O Connell once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword." > >Paul O Connell has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars. > >When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Paul O Connell. > >Superman wears Paul O Connell pyjames > >People with amnesia still remember Paul O Connell |
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