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| Author: | DJ [ Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | The Honest Priest |
>The Honest Priest > >A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the >priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" > >"Of course. What may I do for you?" > >"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over >the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there >anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? >Under your robes perhaps?" > >"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." >"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." > >When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. > >The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" >"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." >The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you >have to declare from your waist to the floor?" >"I have a marvellous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, >but which is, to date, unused." >Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father."Next! |
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