Alright, the votes have been cast, now all that is needed is for ger to use the site so we can see the results (actually you should only have to look at any post he's ever made). So without further delay:
Reasons:
Moody Bitch
Wont participate in the fun and frolics of the lads (bowling, trips to kilkenny)
Pierced his ear on the gay side
Must fix his hair even if only going to the shop
General Lack of any sense of direction ("Ger, where's the 7/11?")
James Gerard Coady, in recognition of your outstanding
anal retentiveness, you have
the-gay