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New thingie i thought of, when, among other things, was wondering if dogs ever step in human shit......

Anyway, random thoughts people, the funniest/weirdest wins a prize.....

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"The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 ft."

Now, has anyone got any theories on how the hell the figured that out?? Has it something to do with that nutter ( ) Wales fan the other weekend??

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heres a poser Jim:

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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"Who are you anyway??....nobodys ever heard of you??"

you feckin nakcer, i told ya that one!!!

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if pedro is getting beat up by two knackers for something he said, is he still right??

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two alcoholics begin drinking at 1pm on a sunday, spud starts drinking pints of cider in john o'briens, rhino cans of bud in driscolls, who will reach the anchor first and who will be more pissed??

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If Pedro is alone talking in the forest, does anyone give a crap?

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HA HA HA HA, I fukin love the way this thread has gone. Brilliant lads.

Hey, if a man admits he's wrong, and a woman says that men are always wrong, does that mean the man was right!!!! (get Tony Cahil onto this one, differential logic here we go!!)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

Liam king is chuck norris

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if pedro is banging his head off a wall, who's using the 150 calories pushing his head?

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if dogs get pissed off when you blow in their faces why do they stick their heads out the windows of moving cars.

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Hold the mushrooms, plenty a' beans. D'you want sauce on the burger daddy?

why do hotdog buns come in packs of 6 but hotdogs come in packs of five or eight??

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are bouncers genetically made wankers or do they have to do a fas course first??

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why do assholes in spar always put lettuce in as the last ingredient in a roll, instead of the first. I think its just to make it entirely impossible to eat. and why is cheese classified as a meat. there should be a feckin FAS course for those guys.

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i'm up to a short, god i'm so proud. Is there a ceremony or anything or a prize, like a box of USA assorted biscuits.

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Hold the mushrooms, plenty a' beans. D'you want sauce on the burger daddy?

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined

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OMG, WTF IS GOING ON AROUND HERE??
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