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Miracles and the full moon theory
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Author:  Ninger [ Mon May 09, 2005 2:07 pm ]
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First of all the miracle, i got kelly boy to go the anglers on sat night after closing time in tom o'sheas. not only that he even stayed there for three full drinks 8) d anglers allergy may be wearing off, who knows!!

Ur full moon theory was in full flow again at the weekend. A full moon + too much cider = a mini riot on main st after the pubs close. usual clients involved (bridders clan, jordans etc) made this years royal rumble look tame.

gud craic down the town, meself, doc, kelly, little doc, lou and firey were out and about. getting loadsa stick off of firey over liverpool, milan better get even with them. and their little boy :twisted: anything mad happenings with yourselves over the weekend??
Author:  jimmy [ Tue May 10, 2005 10:09 am ]
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we had a good weekend here. Went to Coogee Bay hotel on saturday night, which was pretty excellent especially when a very inebriated beano came in, still in the work clothes he left the house in that morning and started to chat up a middle eastern chick. Was very funny, especially when her japanese friend started to freak and then laugh at beano's various shennanigans!!

Ninger: as the most forward proponent of the theory I hereby name it The Special Theory of Moon Beam Intensity on Cider Consumption

I have developed the following equation to further explain my findings

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Author:  DJ [ Tue May 10, 2005 10:20 am ]
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Jimmy, like the theory but i think there is one fatal flaw. What Happens when the fire water is added to the equation :?:
Author:  jimmy [ Tue May 10, 2005 10:39 am ]
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ah, that.

well like the great Stephen Hawkins, I had hoped that everyone would be so baffled by the "answer" I presented, they would just accept it and bugger off.

hmmm, adding one part "Fire Water" to this complex structure would result in the following

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Author:  DJ [ Tue May 10, 2005 10:50 am ]
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Not forgetting the carrot coated shoes, or chilled wallets in the fridge
Author:  jimmy [ Tue May 10, 2005 11:00 am ]
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ah god, the chilled wallet, phone and keys....a pure classic if i do say so.

Ninger, when are you and kelly going to compile that book on the shennanigans since 1995? There wil have to be various volumes...The Kegs: Tales of Wild Abandon, Camping and Parties: The Puberty Years, Limerick: The First Frontier, Apprenticeship: The Tragic Loss of Hair, Soul Mister: The Beano Syndrome. The Ring: Fitzy's Furrow Into Affection

Christ, i think it could actually be a decent book...

and they can be yours for a once off payment of......
Author:  beano [ Wed May 11, 2005 11:16 am ]
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I have to add in here too, realistically, all full moon + drink equations must be done at breakfast time in the anchor up on the menu board whilst consistently nagging angela brett for a can of cider, and then not drinking it when you get it. here goes anyway,

13(bul + hein) x 6(wkd + smr ice) / 1 human with consumption time of 240 min = an inversely proportional sense of reason. i.e. fight fight fight ggrrrrr more snider aaahhhh snider.
Author:  Ninger [ Thu May 12, 2005 5:26 pm ]
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the next weekend i'm down in graigue, me and kelly and our dedicated team of researchers (doc and little doc) are going to sit down with 4 spice burgers, two junior boxes, 6 cans of heineken and a crate of miller and come up with a draft chapter list and then a summary for each chapter. we're not sure yet whether to go chronological or deal with each person individually, chapter by chapter. imagine the size of the index on this thing :lol:
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