the lads

GENIE JOKE #1
A man and a woman are crossing the desert. They find a
lamp in the
sand.
The man rubs the lamp and nothing happens. Afterward,
he feels a bit
foolish.

FARMER'S DAUGHTER JOKE #1
A man is driving down a country road at night when his
car gets a flat
tire. He stops by a local farmhouse and asks the owner
if he can stay
there
for
the night.
"Sure," says the farmer. "As long as you don't touch
my three beautiful
daughters."
The man did as he was told, because frankly, he didn't
find the girls
nearly so attractive as their father seemed to.

KNOCK KNOCK JOKE #1
Knock, Knock!

Who's there?
John.
John who?
John Wilson, your old friend from college.
Oh! What a pleasant surprise. Please, come in.

BAR JOKE #1
A man walks into a bar. He has a few drinks and chats
with the
bartender.
Later that night, he goes home alone and reflects on
the poor
decisions
he's made in life.

BLONDE JOKE #116
How do you brainwash a blonde?
A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down
their confidence
and
resistance to outside suggestion.

BLONDE JOKE #73
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.

POLISH JOKE #9
How many Polish people does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
Two. One to hold the ladder, and the other to turn the
light bulb in a
clockwise fashion until it is secured in the socket.

DOCTOR JOKE #5
A man goes to his doctor. The doctor tells him he's
dying.
The man says, "I want a second opinion."
The doctor gives him the name and number of a
specialist in the type of
illness with which the man has been diagnosed.

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I'm not even supposed to be here today.