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| Author: | Ninger [ Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Top 10 Jokes in Germany This Week |
GENIE JOKE #1 A man and a woman are crossing the desert. They find a lamp in the sand. The man rubs the lamp and nothing happens. Afterward, he feels a bit foolish. FARMER'S DAUGHTER JOKE #1 A man is driving down a country road at night when his car gets a flat tire. He stops by a local farmhouse and asks the owner if he can stay there for the night. "Sure," says the farmer. "As long as you don't touch my three beautiful daughters." The man did as he was told, because frankly, he didn't find the girls nearly so attractive as their father seemed to. KNOCK KNOCK JOKE #1 Knock, Knock! Who's there? John. John who? John Wilson, your old friend from college. Oh! What a pleasant surprise. Please, come in. BAR JOKE #1 A man walks into a bar. He has a few drinks and chats with the bartender. Later that night, he goes home alone and reflects on the poor decisions he's made in life. BLONDE JOKE #116 How do you brainwash a blonde? A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down their confidence and resistance to outside suggestion. BLONDE JOKE #73 Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing. POLISH JOKE #9 How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to hold the ladder, and the other to turn the light bulb in a clockwise fashion until it is secured in the socket. DOCTOR JOKE #5 A man goes to his doctor. The doctor tells him he's dying. The man says, "I want a second opinion." The doctor gives him the name and number of a specialist in the type of illness with which the man has been diagnosed. |
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