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| Author: | Ninger [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | irish sayings |
I'm as sick as a small hospital. I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child. She'd feed ten calves and still have enough milk for the creamary. You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. My mouth's as dry as a nuns crack. He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup. He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician. As funny as a burning orphanage. He's so camp, he shits tent pegs. I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes. I feel like a boiled shite (hungover). (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress. She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn. As busy as the Dalkey dole office. Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit. As tight as a nun's knickers. I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn. I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry. Up and down like a hoor's knickers. No show pony but would do for a ride around the house. Did your mother find out who your father is yet? I left her with a face like a painters radio. A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard. Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche. Not even the tide would take her out. Mother Teresa wouldn't kiss her. Daz wouldn't shift her. Des Kelly wouldn't lay her. A sniper wouldn't take her out. Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle. If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one. She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle. She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede. If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall. Give her a boot in the arse and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her. |
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| Author: | Ninger [ Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:48 pm ] |
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forgot to put in the one that was well used on easter monday: "happier than a dog with two mickeys" |
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