How about this guys number?
Mr. Al Colholic.
You will get his number in just about any one of the 12 pubs in graig. Yep there are 12 pubs in the town.
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| Author: | beano [ Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:43 am ] |
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A Norwich Union customer collided with a cow. Some of the questions and answers on the claim form were as follows: Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you. He spent an hour with me just a second ago. I bet that hurts a lot more when you're numb. I was permanently disturbed for a while I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Reporter: What would you do if President Clinton offered you a spot on the Supreme Court? Mario Cuomo: If an offer were made, I would answer the question so swiftly that every one of you in the media, and especially talk show hosts, would write, "This, surely, is the most decisive man in America." Reporter: Would you accept the offer? Mario Cuomo: I don't know what the answer would be. I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US congress. Ronald Reagan Please just don't look at part of the glass, the part is only less than half full. President George H. W. Bush In the owners manual for a Toyota: DO NOT STAND UP THROUGH THE SUN ROOF WHILE DRIVING OR WHILE CLOSING IT A car comes up behind you, flashing his horn. He's been burning the midnight oil at both ends. It isn't rocket surgery! "Who could have possibly envisioned an erection — an election in Iraq at this point in history?" —George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005 It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 21, 2004 |
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| Author: | cat [ Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:49 am ] |
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Hey, just posting this to give yea my new number - my bloody phone was stolen out of my bag while I was partaking in a few bevvies in the city last weekend! Beano, I've lost your and the 2 lads numbers - never wrote them down anywhere when yourself and Jim got new phones during the year - so could you text them to me or put them up here for me? My new number is 0404 277 673 |
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| Author: | jimmy [ Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:52 am ] |
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gers number is 8080028 (ate nottin ate nottin nottin to ate) |
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| Author: | cat [ Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:22 pm ] |
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Unfortunately Jim, that really doesn't help me at all in my hour of need? Its about as much use as when you were a nipper and used to write 55378008 on a calculator so you could read it upside down I also need Michelle's Irish / English mobile number so I can keep in touch with her, if you'd be so helpful! |
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| Author: | Doc_Ho [ Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | how about this guys number |
How about this guys number? Mr. Al Colholic.
You will get his number in just about any one of the 12 pubs in graig. Yep there are 12 pubs in the town. |
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