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Three men were waiting in line at the Pearly Gates so they started telling each other how they died.
"I was doing exercises on my balcony," began the first man. "I lived on the fifth floor of the building and one day I slipped but I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below me. I thought I was saved when some guy came over, but he beat my fingers so I'd fall. I landed on some bushes, paralyzed but alive, when suddenly the guy throws a fridge on top of me!"
"That's funny," said the second guy, " because I came home early from work because I thought my wife was having an affair and I wanted to catch her in the act. I ran all around the apartment but the guy was nowhere to be found. Then I saw the bastard hanging from my own balcony so I beat him off. But the jerk wouldn't die so I threw a fridge on him. But the stress was too much for me and I died right there on the balcony from a heart attack.
The two turned to the third and final man. "So what happened to you?" they asked.
"Picture this," he began, "I'm naked inside this fridge..."
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