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Author: | Ninger [ Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:38 am ] |
Post subject: | is it cos i is from limerick |
> > > > >>At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Limerick > > > > >>bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few > > > > >>beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man > > > > >>walks in and sits eside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the > > > > >>gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say > > > > >>something to the big man. Leaning over, he cups his > > > > >>huge ear. "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At > > > > >>this, the massive Munsterman leaps up with fire in his > > > > >>eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him off > > > > >>the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of > > > > >>the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the > > > > >>car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had > > > > >>happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over > > > > >>another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he > > > > >>says."Just what did he say to you?" I'm not sure" the > > > > >>big Limerick man replies." Something about a job." > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >>Q. If you see a Limerick man on a bicycle, why should > > > > >>you never swerve to hit him? > > > > >> > > > > >>A: It might be your bicycle > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >>Q: What do you call a Limerick man in a three-bed > > > > >>semi? > > > > >> > > > > >>A: A burglar > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >>Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Limerick? > > > > >> > > > > >>A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a > > > > >>virgin > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >>Q: What's the difference between a man from Limerick > > > > >>and a coconut? > > > > >> > > > > >>A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >>Q: What do you say to a Limerick man in a uniform? > > > > >> > > > > >>A: Big Mac and fries please > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >>Q: What's the first question at a Limerick pub quiz > > > > >>night ? > > > > >> > > > > >>A: What you looking at? > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >>Q: What do you call a native of Limerick in a White > > > > >>Shellsuit ? > > > > >> > > > > >>A: The Bride > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >>Q: Why does a river run through Limerick? > > > > >> > > > > >>A: Because if it walked, it would probably get mugged > _____ > |
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