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Author:  Ninger [ Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Ireland
Only in Ireland... Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance

Only in Ireland... Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.

142 Irish were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Irish are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

13 Irish have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.

Irish Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents

101 people since 1999 have had to have broken parts of plastic toys
pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Irish had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Irish were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Irish were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control
Scalextric cars.

AND finally......... In 2000, 8 Irish cracked their skull whilst
throwing up into the toilet!

But Im Still PROUD 2 B IRISH!!!
Author:  Brid [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:59 pm ]
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How many Irish injure themselves by doing airguitar in the Globe????
Author:  jimmy [ Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:03 pm ]
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Just you brid, just you!!!
Author:  Ninger [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:23 am ]
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i slipped on the stage after closing time and nearly killed meself before i had a rattle on scuba dices drums :lol: luckily nobody saw that though :wink:
Author:  Doc_Ho [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:13 pm ]
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Brid welcome to the wonder world of Faolain.net. where the weird and wacky world of our drunken antics are forever recorded for the prosperity of the future generations of graigue people.
Author:  Brid [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:23 pm ]
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Thanx Doc!!! U know how the minds of the future generations have a special place in my heart.......well from 9.20-2.00 monday to friday and excluding all school holidays.
Author:  beano [ Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:26 pm ]
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Only in Ireland is there closing time for pubs, and we a nation of drinkers
Only in Ireland is it illegal to sell Snakebite, but you can buy a can of cider and hieneken together.
Only in Ireland can ya stroll into the dole office in work clothes and collect.
Author:  DJ [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:52 am ]
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do you lose 5 -2 to Cyprus
Author:  Doc_Ho [ Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:28 pm ]
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only in ireland can an entire clan never work a day in their lives and still be able to drink thursday to wednesday. and that clan shall remain nameless for the countries future prosperity.

Only in ireland can one be able to hide a folded up bazooka in his wallet.
Author:  Brid [ Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:22 pm ]
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Nice shielding of that particular clan doc......
Author:  jimmy [ Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:11 am ]
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Didnt hide it too well TBH!! By the way, i will not be the victim of an reprisals to stuff said here about people, i will be pointing them towards the offending parties (Kevin Morgan, please review the tort there in my statement, is my arse sufficiently covered :) )
Author:  Ninger [ Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:05 am ]
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what are the odds of any of those lads coming on here and reading this in all fairness? :roll: i wish i had a fold away bazooka in my wallet for when i get dumbass questions when i'm teaching down here :lol:
Author:  DJ [ Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:57 am ]
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what are ye on about?
Author:  Ninger [ Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:57 pm ]
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one or two of the ligindary clans up in graigue who consistently prove jimmy's theory about full moons and post pub violence up in graigue to be right on a regular basis :wink:
Author:  DJ [ Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:01 pm ]
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explains alot
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