1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
2.
Try Saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3.
Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4.
Try Saying: I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of: F*** off a*se-wipe
5.
Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well f*** me
backwards with a telegraph pole
6.
Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a f***.
7.
Try Saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of: Not my f***ing problem, mate.
8.
Try Saying: That's interesting.
Instead Of: What the f***?
9.
Try Saying: I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No f***ing chance mate.
10.
Try Saying: It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11. Try Saying: He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.
12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Oi, f*** face.
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13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway.
Thank You,