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| Author: | DJ [ Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Podge and Rodge Quotes of 2006!! |
Your're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit My mouth's as dry as a nun's crack He's so camp, he shites tent pegs I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes I feel like a boiled shite (hungover) (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry. No show pony but would do for a ride around the house I left her with a face like a painters radio She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book A sniper wouldn't take her out Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a nettle. She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny |
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