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Author:  DJ [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 1:51 pm ]
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Found this on the web, taken from the Ally McBeal show

Short People Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People `Round here Short People are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's A Wonderful World) Short People got nobody Short People got nobody Short People got nobody To love They got little baby legs That stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People 'Round here
Author:  jimmy [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:30 pm ]
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what
Author:  jimmy [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:31 pm ]
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the
Author:  jimmy [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:32 pm ]
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fuck
Author:  DJ [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:32 pm ]
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Do you not approve Jimmy lad :twisted:
Author:  jimmy [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:47 pm ]
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Honest to god, i am just not sure.
Author:  DJ [ Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:07 pm ]
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if I could only think of music to go with it :P
Author:  Fi [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:59 am ]
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I know it's not very PC, but short people scare me! They're way up there with pigeons and ketchup! Your 'Short People' song scares me too DJ!
Author:  jimmy [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:46 am ]
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Ketchup? Now Fiona, i know you are unique, but Ketchup?WTF?
Author:  DJ [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:23 am ]
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Ketchup, priceless :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Fi [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:14 pm ]
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Have you ever been covered in ketchup in a so-called 'water-fight'? Stinky city! Anyway, it's not all that different from your phobia of mushrooms Jim!
Author:  DJ [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:23 pm ]
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Jimmy lad are you really afraid of the fungus :?:
Author:  jimmy [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:10 pm ]
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Not afraid, i hate cooked mushrooms. They are v wrong.
Author:  Ninger [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:39 pm ]
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Have you ever been covered in ketchup in a so-called 'water-fight'?


back when i was in 1st year in college we had a mini food fight one night after a few pints and one of the lads got marmite up the walls and on the curtains in the sitting room. it took about two months for the smell to go no matter how much we cleaned the walls, place smelt like we stuck our heads up a dead buffalo's ass. if i never see or smell marmite again in my life it will be too soon.

so there's another foodstuff for ye all to fear :wink:

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Not afraid, i hate cooked mushrooms


don't lie. you're afraid. very afraid. like a little girl. with pigtails. who rides a tricycle. :lol:
Author:  DJ [ Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:30 pm ]
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with a pink bell
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