the lads

Anyone interested in goin to see the terrible 2 on Friday the 10th of November in Vicar St. Reckon I'm going, the show is entitled Desprate for Housewives

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'I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.'"

podge and rodge quotes

>> I'm as sick as a small hospital
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>> > I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
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>> > She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
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>> > Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
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>> > My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
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>> > He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
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>> > He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
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>> > As funny as a burning orphanage
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>> > He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
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>> > I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
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>> > I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
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>> > (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
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>> > She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
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>> > As busy as the dalkey dole office
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>> > Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
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>> > As tight as a nun's knickers
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>> > I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
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>> > I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust
of
>> > the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
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>> > Up and down like a hoor's knickers
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>> > No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
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>> > Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
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>> > What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
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>> > I left her with a face like a painters radio
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>> > A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
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>> > Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
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>> > As fit as a butcher's dog
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>> > She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
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>> > Not even the tide would take her out
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>> > Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
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>> > Daz wouldn't shift her
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>> > Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
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>> > A sniper wouldn't take her out
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>> > Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
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>> > If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
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>> > She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
>> nettle
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>> > She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
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>> > She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
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>> > If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the
wall >
>> > Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out
of
>> her f@nny

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