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Author: | DJ [ Thu May 04, 2006 10:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Podge & Rodge |
Anyone interested in goin to see the terrible 2 on Friday the 10th of November in Vicar St. Reckon I'm going, the show is entitled Desprate for Housewives |
Author: | Ninger [ Wed May 10, 2006 3:31 pm ] |
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podge and rodge quotes >> I'm as sick as a small hospital >> >> > I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child >> >> > She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se >> >> > Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit >> >> > My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck >> >> > He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup >> >> > He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician >> >> > As funny as a burning orphanage >> >> > He's so camp, he shites tent pegs >> >> > I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes >> >> > I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover) >> >> > (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress >> >> >> > She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn >> >> > As busy as the dalkey dole office >> >> > Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit >> >> > As tight as a nun's knickers >> >> > I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn >> >> > I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of >> > the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry. >> >> > Up and down like a hoor's knickers >> >> > No show pony but would do for a ride around the house >> >> > Did your mother find out who your father is yet? >> >> > What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt >> >> > I left her with a face like a painters radio >> >> > A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard >> >> > Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche >> >> > As fit as a butcher's dog >> >> > She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book >> >> > Not even the tide would take her out >> >> > Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her >> >> > Daz wouldn't shift her >> >> > Des Kelly wouldn't lay her >> >> > A sniper wouldn't take her out >> >> > Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle >> >> > If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one >> >> > She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a >> nettle >> >> > She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede >> >> > She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab >> >> > If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall > >> > Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of >> her f@nny |
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