the lads

> > > > >>At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge Limerick
> > > > >>bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few
> > > > >>beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man
> > > > >>walks in and sits eside him. After 3 or 4 beers, the
> > > > >>gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say
> > > > >>something to the big man. Leaning over, he cups his
> > > > >>huge ear. "Do you want a blow job?" he whispers. At
> > > > >>this, the massive Munsterman leaps up with fire in his
> > > > >>eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him off
> > > > >>the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of
> > > > >>the bar. Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the
> > > > >>car park and returns to his seat as if nothing had
> > > > >>happened. Amazed the bartender quickly brings over
> > > > >>another beer. "I've never seen you react like that" he
> > > > >>says."Just what did he say to you?" I'm not sure" the
> > > > >>big Limerick man replies." Something about a job."
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Q. If you see a Limerick man on a bicycle, why should
> > > > >>you never swerve to hit him?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>A: It might be your bicycle
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Q: What do you call a Limerick man in a three-bed
> > > > >>semi?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>A: A burglar
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Limerick?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a
> > > > >>virgin
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Q: What's the difference between a man from Limerick
> > > > >>and a coconut?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Q: What do you say to a Limerick man in a uniform?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>A: Big Mac and fries please
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Q: What's the first question at a Limerick pub quiz
> > > > >>night ?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>A: What you looking at?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Q: What do you call a native of Limerick in a White
> > > > >>Shellsuit ?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>A: The Bride
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Q: Why does a river run through Limerick?
> > > > >>
> > > > >>A: Because if it walked, it would probably get mugged
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