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 Post subject: Al-Who?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:03 am 
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A school teacher has been arrested at JFK International Airport as he attempted to board a flight. He was found to be in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a set of compasses.

At a press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. The man has been charged with carrying weapons of maths destruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said, "They desire solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator with coordinates in every country."

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Nearly as bad as the binary joke

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He's a DUMB ASS!!!
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Reckon you got that one from pedro jim :wink:

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yeah, im secretly in talks with him to welcome him back into the fold!!

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God No, shudder the thought

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What did the Zero say to the Eight?
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Nice belt mate! :wink:

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go away and hang your head in shame Fi, that was just wrong, even for this board

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AWW I LIKED IT
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