Well, this week we have a repeat offender.
Due to popular demand, James Gerard Coady, you once again have the gay
Reasons (same as last time really)
Moody Bitch ("Not going bowling in half hour, want to go now"
Wont participate in the fun and frolics of the lads (bowling, general drinking with the lads)
Pierced his ear on the gay side
Must fix his hair even if only going to the shop (still looks exactly the same if he spends 20 seconds or 20 minutes!!)
General Lack of any sense of direction ("Ger, where's the 7/11?")
James Gerard Coady, you have
the-gay
Anyone got anymore?