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i wasnt thrown out.............. i was asked to go home and get my ID and i just didnt bother going back coz i was tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh, actually, i believe she called you the most dishonest person she had ever met!!! (the female bouncer )

HA HA HA HA, that was so funny. Especially the "Im coming back here tomorrow and i'm going to talk to her manager and..."

Very funny. especially since i was grand and sober, for a change

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im not sure you should gloat over one sober nite
sleepy-mac-sleeperson!!!!!!
...............but your rite it is a very funny story!!!!

again i wasn't thrown out... and i now remember acurately why i left and yes it was coz she called me a dishonest person!! she's was just upset coz she'd gotten in trouble at her weight watchers meeting for being 170pounds over weight!!!

HA HA HA HA. do i detect some slight animosity between you and the bouncer there jenny. That was so funny, you tried to get the stamp (they stamp your hand when you shopw ID) off some chick in the toilet and everything!! feckin brilliant.

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jenny your gonna have to just accept that the mean lady asked you to leave because you were sneaking wine from the bar!!!!! technically that means you were "thrown out"!!!

ok mairead we covered up these embarressing stories for each other a lot in Oz so dont start letting me down now!!! we're right even if we're not really!!!

hmmm, me thinks there is a few stories to get out of peoples here!!

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is there any other stories from oz you mite have forgotten about jim?

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The only stories that Jim cant remember from oz are due to nights when copious amounts of Jameson were consumed!

like ordering two drinks in a bar in airlie beach and when the barman comes back with the bottles, there's jimmy $10 in hand asleep standing up at the counter.

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thats classic jimmy alrite lads,but remember paddies night 3 or 4 years ago about eight o clock in the evening in globe when he was asleep in the fire place in the globe? someone ring a taxi and get this man home.

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Hey hey now, if i wasnt here to provide such entertainment, which one of you lot would step up to the plate. I do this, most unselflessly, for you guys (ninger, love u man!!)

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thanks jim, i'd have no entertainment in my life if it wasn't for you.

ah to be fair to jim we've all done daft things and fell asleep in strange places over the years (see my new list on stories).

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The best with Jim has to be Halloween night 2004, Durty Nellys pub in the middle of Sydney and we're all dressed up as bishops and nuns. We decided that Jim had enough beer and that he really should go home with himself and sleep it off. So I led him out by the hand, apparently his shoes were leaning a bit to the left!, and put him in a taxi. Cue, sad little face on Jimmy as he turned around in the back window of the taxi and just looked at me as he drove away!
Imagine our surprise when 10 minutes later the door opens and he walks back in! Got the feckin taxi driver to turn round and bring him back!

Sorry Jim, but its a classic story!