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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:54 am 
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Anyone interested in goin to see the terrible 2 on Friday the 10th of November in Vicar St. Reckon I'm going, the show is entitled Desprate for Housewives :twisted:

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podge and rodge quotes

>> I'm as sick as a small hospital
>>
>> > I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
>>
>> > She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
>>
>> > Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
>>
>> > My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
>>
>> > He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
>>
>> > He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
>>
>> > As funny as a burning orphanage
>>
>> > He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
>>
>> > I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
>>
>> > I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
>>
>> > (when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
>>
>>
>> > She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
>>
>> > As busy as the dalkey dole office
>>
>> > Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
>>
>> > As tight as a nun's knickers
>>
>> > I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
>>
>> > I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust
of
>> > the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
>>

>> > Up and down like a hoor's knickers
>>
>> > No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
>>
>> > Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
>>
>> > What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
>>
>> > I left her with a face like a painters radio
>>
>> > A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
>>
>> > Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crèche
>>
>> > As fit as a butcher's dog
>>
>> > She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
>>
>> > Not even the tide would take her out
>>
>> > Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
>>
>> > Daz wouldn't shift her
>>
>> > Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
>>
>> > A sniper wouldn't take her out
>>
>> > Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
>>
>> > If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
>>
>> > She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
>> nettle
>>
>> > She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
>>
>> > She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
>>
>> > If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the
wall >
>> > Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out
of
>> her f@nny

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