the lads

been scratching my mother groomed head here for the past few days trying to remember some of the tales of our past antics, here's a few i came up with, expanded versions are available on request.

Jimmy

strange places he falls asleep in.
sleep walking through doctors garden and nearly breaking his leg.
keg robbing.
the crazy dive at the 1995 regatta.
breaking his bed with beano and using brickets to fix it.
goin to the lodge in shorts in december.
sleepin on broken glass in joans house.
naked kieran.
cycling into the back of a car and ending up in traction.

Kelly

writing off the volvo.
getting locked in his shed with beano, going mental and nearly breaking the door down with a sledge hammer.
getting pissed and jumping off his old house roof.
petrol on the soccer ball.
abusing the dirt out of people.
keg robbing.
tachers in coffee

Doc

been stripped naked and beat up and down the road with own shoes.
numerous love triangles.
breaking his leg playing soccer and pat gill telling him it's only a sprain.
keg robbing.
running over a 10 foot wall in mitchers inn after been chased by the cops.

coady

keg robbing.
me having to dump pressure head on his behalf.
sleeping in mitchers inn.
the jacks the night of his 21st.
leaving all his gear out in the rain on fraiser island.
running over a 10 foot wall in mitchers inn after been chased by the cops.

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Ninger

What's in a name - How Ninger became Ninger
Car Surfing or Tag Rugby, which affects the right wrist more?
Investigation into the Dynamic Relationships of the irish male: going from Calling kieran (myfrienddad) a big bollocks to splitting a bottle of bushmills on his 40th

Beano
His First Drink
Asking Billy Hoare to a party in doctor's house

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i know i dont know all the previous discussions that have been had but is this what the chapter list is going to look like for "the book"?

i request the expanded version of jimmy and beano breaking a bed (i wonder should you have phrased that better??) williams love triangles and ger at his 21st??

small selection of what's going to be in it alright.
requested tales have been sent you maudi by private message.

i'm in negotiations with the guardian and the times as well for the serialisation rights to the book, guardian in front at the minute with an offer of eight cans of stella to the times' offer of six.

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thanx ninger, i never get private messages - yey!!

hey kelly ninger and jim do you remember the night that ger jumped off the top bunkbed in my room doin a bomb dive and breaking richards BED?

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That was the night of the "speed bump" in the bed wasnt it!!

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no ... that was a night .. early in the night at that.. that we were just messing. Coady found it funny to jump off his hunkers from bunk 2 to rickos bed.

He did it about 3 times with great success, the 4th however was a bit of a mess. He went right through it.

Do i recall a bail of pete briquets being used to hold the bed up or something?

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i think the speed bump incident was a different night jim,but again that took place on richards bed.im not to sure if it was peat briquets or concrete blocks but sumthing went under it to hold it up.

remember me on the ground goin "im dead,im dead,kill me now,kill me now"

hey remember the night kelly was asleep on my bed and jennyand her accomplice(no idea who it was) tied to the bars of the top bunk and when he awoke to get sick he couldnt make it to the toilet so he puked on my floor while still tied up,do u think he cleaned it up i dont fucking think so cos i did it at 5 in the morning

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yeah coady breaking the bed happened during the day if my memory serves me right. that was hillarious, doctor double over on the floor like a muslim turned to mecca goin, "oh god oh god, kill me now kill me now".

jimmy, the bump in the borris road night was one of those magical nights when larry and marion head off to tramore for the weekend and half the anglers ended up back in doc's house. yes jim, ur a love machine when u get going!!

kelly puking was feckin hillarious as well, remember that night vividly. the bail of brickets to fix the bed was out in jimmy's house after a jimmy-beano-ninger royal rumble got out of hand and we discovered a single bed don't hold the three of us (don't think any single bed can do that!!)

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was day time doc, well sorta evening time.

no beer involved, just coady's skew ways genius.

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it was night time when it happened lad and im not to sure where they were gone but half town were most definitely in my house alrite.i had to tell me mother i did it and all coady could do was laugh his whole off at the broken bed and me on the ground.

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twas day time doctor, kelly's on d ball there.

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I'm almost certain it was night time, cos we brought the blocks in the window and didnt see some dirt on them and got it on the wall.

Night of the "bump in the road", i wasnt the only one with company in the room.....come on, you know who you are, stand up and be counted

Coady breakin the bed was class. Bundling himself up in a tiny ball, and doing that tiny little hop jump off the bed, pure classic.

Kelly puking, another feckin classic night, kelly trying to get up, finally giving in and cocking the head to the side!!!

Remember when rory and coady got in Laura's window!!! ha ha ha, in on top of yer man Brian!!!

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yeh the two luders who else would do it only rory and ger,the worst person to climb in on especially when he was sleeping,,,,,,and then the two of them came into my room,pulled the quilt off me,the three of us rolling around the ground about 3 in the morning possibly later than that,we end up waking up my mother who proceeds 2 my bedroom to tell us nicely to go asleep(i never saw ger and rory go as quite in my life as they did that night) so the lads said they were goin to bed and heres me thinking they were going to their own homes,but no the boys bunk in my room IN THE SAME BED EVEN THOUGH THE SPARE BUNK BED WAS FREE ABOVE ME.friends cant get any closer than that.

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didnt you do that with kelly for most of the summer??

Been in that situation, rory and kelly in the bed with me, kelly farts. No one is able to move. Believe i muttered the words "Now, thats just wrong"

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